Sometimes some people refer to me as “fröken Harald”
which is like saying “miss Harold”
and then they think they’re so funny
And when your uncle told me his name was Kristofer Harald, I was like: … But your last name?
He: … Harald.
Me: … no, your last name, it’s gotta be like mine, Karlsson?
He: … Harald.
Me: Omg, you’re so stupid!! I mean, your LAST. NAME.
He: … It is HARALD.
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